- Name: Joe
- Age: 29
- Marital Status: Swinging Single
- Occupation: Naval Officer
- Hometown: Anytown, USA
- Survivor Quote: "Gonna cry? C'mon, baby, CRY!"
- Luxury Item: Survival Gear
Joe's Biography:
A Real American Hero for all his life, Joe stands for the strength and decency of the US Armed forces.
And he'll kick your ass if you sniggered at that last line.
Joe was brought to Bootleg Island via a small rubber raft, which departed soon after he landed. Left with only his huge arsenal of weapons and survival gear, Joe faces a tough few weeks ahead.
"I can kill. The others know I can kill. Don't expect me to go down without a fight."
Joe identifies his toughest competitor as Wolverine. "He's got that nutty mutant healing factor. I'm not sure what it'll take to bring him down. So I'm watching him carefully. If I'm lucky, the others will kill him for me."
Any romantic interests on the island? "Well, that Britney gal is kinda cute, but is she over 18? She is? Killer." Joe also brags that he can probably have "any gal on the island" since "chicks dig a guy in uniform."
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