- Name: BATMAN
- Age: Unknown
- Marital Status: Unknown
- Occupation: Masked vigilante
- Hometown: Gotham City
- Survivor Quote: "Castaways are a superstitious, cowardly lot."
- Luxury Item: Utlility Belt
Batman's Biography:
Little is known of Batman's history, except that he first appeared on the scene over sixty years ago. Since then he's put more bad guys into the hosptial than Imelda Marcos has shoes. This is one bad mutha who you don't want to mess with.
Batman describes himself as a "one man wrecking crew" who intends to "put evil in it's place" and "party like it's 1999." When notified that we are well into 2000, Batman only shrugged, muttered something about "living in denial" and punched our reporter right in the family jewels.
Batman was recruited for castaway in the nicest way possible. Mr. Bad Ass shot the Batplane down as it circled the Island of Bootleg toys with a surface-to-air missile.
"I was a bit miffed at being shot down," notes the Dark Knight, "but I soon got over it when I saw what some of the other castaways went through to get here."
Batman has fit in well with the other members of his tribe, the Pussy Willows. He has forged a special bond with Mary-Kate Olsen, prompting rumors that he might be grooming her to be the next Robin.
"Sure, I like Mary-Kate. She's got spunk. And I really need a female Robin this time around. Super-Heroing is a very homo-phobic profession, and my long history of accepting pre-pubescent boys as wards is giving many people the wrong idea about me."
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