BATMAN

WORF

WOLVERINE

MARY-KATE

GINGER

UHURA
 

BRITNEY

HOOVER

GI JOE

BRANDY

LUKE

LEIA
BOOTLEG SURVIVOR PROFILES
SAY HELLO TO THE CASTAWAYS

The twelve castaways have been formed into two tribes, the Dickweeds and the Pussy willows. Each tribe has six members, three boys and three girls, each with their own strengths and weaknesses.



(Clockwise from top left: Herbert Hoover, G.I. Joe, Britney Spears, Leia, Luke and Brandy)

The Dickweeds are lead by famous former President Herbert Hoover. As usual, Herb is backed by the military in the form of G.I. Joe. On the distaff side of the team, pop icons Britney Spears and Brandy have put aside any rivalry to try and survive. Rounding out the Dickweeds are Jedi Luke Skywalker and his sister Princess Leia. Rumors already abound about a Forbidden Jungle Love between those two.



(Clockwise from top left: Worf, Batman, Wolverine, Mary-Kate Olsen, Uhura, and Ginger Spice)

The Pussy Willows are a more diversified team, with pop star Ginger Spice as lead vocals. Both of the other female Pussy Willows, Star Trek's Uhura and one half of the Olsen Twins have vocal tallents, but insiders suggest that Uhura's Tricorder and Mary-Kate's two liter of coke may be more valued personal items than Ginger's microphone..

The male half of the tribe are all fictional tough-men; Wolverine (from the X-Men), Star Trek's Worf, and the dark knight of Gotham City, Batman.. Early reports already have Batman making moves on Mary-Kate, asking if she's ever thought about dressing up in green hot-pants and a little yellow cape.