LEGO 2006 Advent Calendar - Day 4
Behind Door Four we have a bit of a conundrum. The figure's jacket suggests that they're part of the Airport staff - but the combination of jacket and tie, mirror shades, jaunty red cap, and what I assume to be airplane guide lights don't really match up to any single airport job description that I'm aware of. At least there wasn't another future-wrecking cheat sheet in with today's figure. The poorly matched equipment does suggest another time traveler with incorrect disguise algorithms, though. Perhaps in the future this figure had three arms, necessitating the extra guide light accessory. Anyway, back to our story, already in progress: Loki: It worked! I'm back in the past! These Temporal Hijackers did the trick. To think, today was supposed to have even more traffic-related garbage. Instead, I've managed to insert myself into the Advent-Stream! Fan-friggin-tastic! Loki: It looks like Jack Handy and Handy Jack are still off at the bar - good. I should have just enough time to make my changes, then fade into the background. Loki: By switching out the nav-comp lenses on these Temporal Pylons, I'll be able to continue warping the Advent-Stream to bring in more of my support crew. By the time they notice the change, it will be too late. Loki: There. Good as new. And with their temporal lenses loaded in my guns - if they cross me - well, I can cross them right back. The future...the only future that matters...my future...will be safe now. Meanwhile, Jack and Handy are finally leaving the bar...
Jack: You know, for a randomly assembled Mecha from the future, you really can knock back the booze. Handy: It's hardly the most efficient source of energy, but I can...can....caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Jack: Handy? Problem there, buddy? Handy: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Jack: Handy!!!!! Handy: I...feel...FUNKY. Say, are you suddenly a lot shorter? Jack: My god! What's happened to you??
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