There are few things as pleasing to the eye as the naked back of a
humanoid female.

One of the few things more pleasing is the front of a
humanoid female.

For the past two weeks I have engaged in a clandestine affair with
Ms. Thigh.

To my knowledge, Ms. Artiste has no knowledge of my activities. She has
been busy with the E.M.H., I believe.

Not that I care.

I would later come to regret my lack of attention to
Mrs. Artiste's whereabouts.

I believe now that she saw more than her Vulcan reserve could stand.

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