My name is Artiste. Sleazay Artiste. I'm an artist. I make statues.

Statues like the one you're watching now.

Across the table from me is my wife, Mrs. Sleazay.

I'm an android with no feelings. She's a Vulcan.

Ours is a loveless marriage.

Maybe you guessed that.

The man who just appeared is our E.M.H.

That is to say, our Emasuclated Meanial Houseboy.

He looks after my wife's needs since I don't care to.

"Well, Dear. What are our plans for this weekend?"

I am going to work on my statues. You are going to do your nails.

Same as last weekend.

Bitch.

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