A small time jump today to get everyone back to the old BC headquarters. Got to move the plot along somehow…
Calvin has an orange Belville teddybear with him….the closest thing to a Tiger Toy LEGO has produced. His tan tousled hair is from the CS3 Race driver figure.
Ohgodhelpme.
Oh no….
OH NO!!! NOT HIM!!! AAAAARGH!!
Ditch Pat and put Calvin on the board of evil scheming! Lord knows he’d think up some creative ways to solve his mother’s problems (while probably inflicting pain on Whisky & Co.).
Oh god.
Kill me now.
Pat. Crap in a hat.
HE FREAKIN GOT MELTED TO NOTHINGNESS WHAT THE !@#!@#@!% MOTHER@!#!#!@#@!$!%
pat can’t be back, remember a while ago, when donut was still old, that pat o buttah got burnt/melted to no recognization!? what are you thinking chris, how’s he back? IT MAKES NO SENSE! lol jk, do wat ya want, it’s your strip, i’ll keep reading, the sad thing is i’m only 14 and i understand most of the stuff put into this
Flamero< Pat. Crap in a hat.) I AGREE WITH YOU FLAMERO
pat was soooooooo annoying!
(Ross) Oh god.
Kill me now. nah, ross, i’d rather let you suffer like the rest of us… MUAHAHA!
Lol, the Return of Pat’s got the fans so off track that no-one paused to wonder where the original BC staff is yet.
I wonder who Calvin’s father is?
Hrm. I think Pat will be a bit crispy and deformed in a robot chair of doom, maybe.
Horray for the return of Pat!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Attention, all who think the possible return of Pat makes no sense: You must be new around here. Anything can, and usually does, happen during Advent Madness!
Oh god. Noooooooo!
OhdeargodIthoughthewasdead!
Uh, oh. The return of Pat! I thought he was burnt and melted. What is he now? a cyborg? a monster? or what?!
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap
+ Great Escaper: A nice catch in the plot would be: it’s Whiskey.
Now where was I? Oh yeah: crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap…….
We’re screwed.
I’m guessing the reason why he’s still alive is A: They cloned Pat
or B: it’s his brother toast
Oh wait, the Advent madness causes anything to happen, silly me
@Aaron: Pat could be in a containment suit,like darth croissant.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <—– For eternity
Oh god. Please kill me now. Please! Please!
😯 ooooooooohhhhhh goshhhhhhhhhh…..
Also, @Great Escaper I though of that too. It’s a question worth pondering.
Pat? http://johan.kiviniemi.name/blag/ffuu/ffuu.png
now make some evil snowmen and you have an army of killer snow goons.
yeah i think calvins dad is pat… hes naked enough
This is just the ‘flu delusions telling me that Pat’s back, right? This is what I get going online when hit with a nasty case of “Christmas Holidays Illness,” right?
Nah, kidding. Clearly, Pat will end up being Nougat. (Yuck. Ordinarily I’d say I threw up a little in my mouth just typing that, but it’s a little too close to the truth today…)
Oh god, KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL IT!
crap in a pat
Doyle, I love you.
i enjoyed pat. i thought he was funny.
loljk he sucked.
how much all yall wanna bet that its the cyborg from cs3 with pat’s deformed face?
You can tell an author has stumbled upon literary, or perhaps in this case comedic, gold when a character gets so many emotionally charged responses. Clearly, he is a character of worth. I bow to your brilliant skill Christopher.
This also illustrates just how impossible it is for anyone/thing to die around here.
Right when I saw that line: “DO’H FU-!”
Aw god not again
Oh, no. NO! PLEASE SPARE ME!!!!! IT BURNSES AND HURTSES USSSSSSSSS!!! I wanted the original plot to come back, but not PAT O’BUTTAH!!! Ah, well… Beggars can’t be choosers.
Oh! I just thought of something! What if the guy making the butter puns at the end of panel 4 WASN’T Pat? What if it was just someone using a butter pun?? Man, if that were true, I’d LMAO!
Called it!
its not pat, its his arch-enemy, ROBERT MARGARINE!!!!!!!
or something along those lines…
but what happened to the clown that frobot stole the afro from?
slowly plotting its revenge…..It must be very angry.
@TehFlyinRyan, the last we saw of that clown was when he jumped into the plot hole in the Brick House to escape Tahu the Bionicle’s wrath. (Tahu was sidekick [or was he???] to lucky guest star auction winner Conor.)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
When Pat was burned, he was still talking, wasn’t he?
I actually liked him. Comic relief, more or less.
anyone else thinking naked santa is actually pat?
@thade – Now I might be. Except no. Anything but that. *shudder*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
crap in a hat !!!!!!!! why doyle, WHY?!!!!!!!
Burnt to a crisp, but escaped the containment box. (which was obviously a butterbox)
What’s he been doing for the last 620 strips? Going rancid?