Santa rushed to the White House this morning with a plea for help. Mr. Claus, apparently, has been treating his flying, antlered friends a little less then we suspected! He and his wife were assaulted by 8 black clad things with huge antlers, plus one with a glowing red nose. His wife was imprisoned, and his elves turned their new “GunnyGuns- guns for your growing boy!” on him. He ran to the president.
“Help me, Mr President.” says Mr. Claus “Your my only hope.”
Quoting Star Wars might help, but somehow, I doubt it.
Mr. Rudolph’s response to these accusations…
“Yeah, we attacked the boss. So $#^%@ what? He was really mean and opressive to us. That #$# is going DOWN!”
Stay tuned, for more after this commercial break!
…That had absolutely NOTHING to do with this strip, but I love it!
(I invented it)
Dun dun dun!…
Back in these days, Doyle knew how to tie up plots.
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Santa rushed to the White House this morning with a plea for help. Mr. Claus, apparently, has been treating his flying, antlered friends a little less then we suspected! He and his wife were assaulted by 8 black clad things with huge antlers, plus one with a glowing red nose. His wife was imprisoned, and his elves turned their new “GunnyGuns- guns for your growing boy!” on him. He ran to the president.
“Help me, Mr President.” says Mr. Claus “Your my only hope.”
Quoting Star Wars might help, but somehow, I doubt it.
Mr. Rudolph’s response to these accusations…
“Yeah, we attacked the boss. So $#^%@ what? He was really mean and opressive to us. That #$# is going DOWN!”
Stay tuned, for more after this commercial break!
…That had absolutely NOTHING to do with this strip, but I love it!
(I invented it)