This knock-off has packaging that looks quite a bit like a legitimate LEGO brand offering. The set is titled "3 Wheel Motorcycles". The box is printed in full color on all six sides, has a stock number (1002) and child safety warnings. No part count this time, though. The item pictured is pure LEGO-goodness - the Director from the Movie theme wears a helmet from the Racers line, and sits atop a red three-wheeler. The background is a blurred cityscape of unknown origin.
The company logo is proudly displayed - whoever the heck "Zephyr Knight" is.
The humor really starts with the back of the box. The title of "SERIES Transformation" would suggest the interchangeability of LEGO products - but there's not a lot of Transformation you can do with the parts that make up the 3-Wheeler.
No, instead Zephyr suggests a very sad play scenario. The addition of a pistol to the mix allows two mini-figures to endlessly carjack each other - each taking the 3-wheeler and helmet for an illegal spin - before being forced off at gunpoint so the other guy can take a turn. I can come up with no other explanation for the clear storyline shown by the arrows, anyway.
One side of the package shows the gun-toting director speeding away from the city.
The other side shows the cameraman (also from the LEGO Movie theme) claiming the 3-Wheeler after disposing of the Director's body off-screen.
The top of the box shows three other sets in the Zephyr Knight series - we'll be reviewing all of these in the coming weeks.
The bottom of the box has some fairly standard child-safety warnings. Note the change from "For ages 6 and up" to "not for children under 3".
Inside the package is the usual mix - and instruction sheet and poly-bag of parts.
The parts, of course, bear faint resemblance to the packaging. The red 3-wheeler is now orange, the printed helmet and gun now lemon-yellow confections, and the mini-figure a mix of poorly painted and strangely hued brittle plastic.
The instructions (above) are printed on heavy glossy-stock paper, and show yet a third mini-figure - the Stuntman from the Movie theme.
Assembly went okay except for the front tire. The back two wheels were each cast as a single piece, but the front tire needed the yellow hub to be inserted into the hard plastic tire. Had the tire been soft plastic, or, say, rubber, it would have worked. As it was, I ended up snapping off one of the connection pins while trying to force the parts together. Yet another example of the CRAP that is a bootleg toy.
Here's a shot (courtesy of
Bricklink) of the LEGO face that was almost copied for this toy.Why "almost"? Well, take a look...
Here's a final shot of the 3 Wheel and driver. I don't think I need to go into any more detail about how sucky this knock-off is...but, if you're still not convinced that you need to pass this fellow by- look at those powder blue legs. That should put you over the top.
I mean, really, who would want to pay money for this? Maybe Zephyr had it right on the package - the only folks desperate enough to own one are idiotic criminals.
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Once again, many thanks to Joe from The Undiscovered Playthings for sending me this set to review.